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Two Bits and Pepper starring Joe Piscopo
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About Last Night starring Rob Lowe
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Dork and Mindy
When he kept babbling “Nanu Nanu”
What he really meant was “Nanny Nanny”
Maybe back then he was already deep into
Secretly pinching the Nanny on the fanny
No wonder he took to mumbling Martian with gusto
When he got home he had two bedrooms to sneak to
And when the wife asked where in the hell he’s been to
He replied in Martian gobbledygook just like El Loco
Stop that the wife got angry and pulled at his towel
Lo and behold his thing hung like a thoroughbred’s at Kentucky Derby
How’d you get that Wifey asked like Simon Cowell
I couldn’t sleep, walked around a bit, then decided to help rock the baby
Robin Williams Live on Broadway
Dear Robin:
Sorry to be tasked the karmic angel to deliver to you your karmic grace.
After spending a career of parodying other people, you now know how it feels to be the butt of jokes.
But you need not be troubled.
They say a true artist could never be maligned.
His art and body of work will always shine across generations brighter than the midnight sun.
With admiration always for the priceless joys and wonderment you gave,
Jose
Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2 starring Uma Thurman
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Great Expectations starring Ethan Hawke
Factory Girl starring Sienna Miller
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Cold Mountain starring Jude Law
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No Canadian Experience by author Daisy Wright
Daisy by author Virginia Wright
BEWARE THE NANNY LOVES
Cold nights alone with the nanny could spell disaster
After a few rounds of beer her behind seems rounder
Passions could ignite after the kids drift off to slumber
On the couch, in the kitchen, or even the wet shower
The empty house serves like a very convenient cover
For lurid lovemaking till the morning with no quarter
Beautiful true love becomes forsaken and put asunder
With sinful erotica cute nanny delivers over and over
Intimacy and the torrid kisses leave a deep hangover
He begins to feel her soft caressing should be forever
Stolen moments go outside when you try to recover
Your place in the home and his heart as the real lover
So make sure babysitter doesn’t mean over the mister
Better yet when you get home to check under the cover
When baby tells you she saw Daddy wrestling with her
Ask her if he was butt naked or sporting his swimwear
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