Abba Krishna Extracts Apology To David Letterman For The Deprecation Of The Measure Of His Member And The Nature Of His Motives In Forbidden Liaisons With Young Female Interns Of His Staff
We have to apologize to the celebrated Mr. David Letterman for the unfair treatment he got from our previous blog. It’s unfair to brand his organ as below average in size. More so, it’s uncalled for to suggest that desirable actresses who appear as guests on his show keep their distance from him because of this handicap. To top it all, we were completely off target in saying that he took out the frustration on the gullible entry level felines in the office. We are really sorry for putting you in a bad light. In fact as a sign of our sincerity and our desire to correct the error we have taken the initiative to publish an image of the accurate length of your pecker which was sent to us by a concerned browser. Yes sir from the graphic reproduction that follows below we are glad to confirm that your real size is six inches when fully hard.
We have to give David Letterman credit for his very gentlemanly handling of the breakups of such December-May affairs with the nubile women in the workplace. It’s noteworthy that none of them came to the public eye like a woman scorned. They all seem happy with the way they were sidelined after being squeezed out of their fresh juices by the very cavalier David Letterman. They all probably got fat settlements to take care of their needs or maybe a plug here and there on their behalf by the very influential TV host got them started on lucrative careers in the broadcast industry.
Love is justice. It entails a looking out for the partner to make sure that the end result of the entanglement is something positive and prospective for her personal advancement. The physical side is just a mere trek in the pleasure palace that has to be fleeting or permanent depending on the development of affection between lovers. If it were just for fun, the joy and the happiness should carry through beyond the relationship in the form of future friendship and high regard for one another. This seems the case for all the past loves of the new lothario on TV, Mr. David Letterman, who shows us all how fooling around should be correctly done with compassion as a sister’s keeper.
To you David Letterman, we dedicate the immortal ballad of Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before” to be the theme song of all lecherous middle aged millionaire playboys the world over.
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