The Blogadeur Show Hosted By The Famed Blogadeur Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza (Season One, Third Showing)

Aaaaaaannnnddddd Noooowwwww Heeeeerrrreeee’ssss Joeeeeeey!!!








Hello Folks, we have quite a show this post but maybe it’s a little corny. Try some of the humor below and see if they are in good taste. They never really are. We have always been perverted, that shouldn’t change now. Anyway we welcome you to the show and for starters try to enjoy our lame attempts at being funny which follow below.









Dear Ms. Suicidal Beauty

Beautiful Girl, Don’t Throw Your Life Away.
Give Me Your Body Instead of Destroying It.
I Promise To Shower It with Tender Loving Care.
Serve It Breakfast In Bed With the Morning Paper.
Ham with Pancakes and Hot Coffee for Her Face
Juicy Sausage with Eggs for Your Deeper Space.

How can you believe that you don’t want to live
Every step you take makes my whole being shake
Dumb guy should grieve now he’s your pet peeve
It’s hard to eat the cake if he’s always on the make
For me you are so priceless, the fairest, and the hottest
It’ll be great to pump your breast during cardiac arrest










Two top DJ’S of AM radio in Manila who are partners in the highest rated morning show were caught by spy cameras entering a motel in the Malate district right after their stint at the hit program. Hidden microphones in the room taped their wild trysting unknown to them. Our field snoop got a copy of the audio tape and the transcript of what went on follows below: (minors please scroll past this entry)



Balahura and Balasubas Love Sounds



Balahura:

Darling Do you really love me? I can’t wait for you to prove it now!

Balasubas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

You smell so good. Give me that baby love _ _ _ _

Balahura:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

You really turn me on, take them down right now, do it do it do it _ _ _ _

Balasubas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Balahura:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Balasubas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Balahura:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Balasubas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha_ _ _ _

Both:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha_ _ _ _

(Next Half Hour)

Both:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

(Knocking on the door)

Roomboy:

(calls from outside the door) Sir, I came with the fresh towels.

Both:

(from inside the room) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Roomboy:

Sir, your short time is up.

Both:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Roomboy:

Sir, do you want to extend yours?

Balahura:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _









An older gentleman was caught by his wife still wearing a condom when he changed to his pajamas. “You’ve been philandering again, you insatiable dirty old man!” The distraught wife accused him. “No wait; it’s not what it appears to be. I can explain it.” He looked embarrassed as he tried to hose down the agitated spouse. “Okay, what’s it this time? It seems I’ve heard all the old alibis.”” Sweetheart, he explained. “I’ve switched to a condom instead of using an adult diaper. It is more handy and cheaper. Plus I not only catch all the drippings but am always prepared for any eventuality like an unlikely stroke of good fortune.”










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Whew! Those were torrid jokes followed by catchy ads during the break. I’m glad you stayed on for more punishment.

Those we have aplenty to tickle your funny bone or offend your basic decency. Either way we hope that today’s Blogadeur Show blog post made it worth your while to stay past the quickest four minutes of the internet surfers’ attention span.

Folk tale goes that the size or length of a man’s nose indicates how well endowed he is. Usually well hung guys tell lies like Pinocchio when they charm the girls so their noses just have to grow longer. We feature below the list of the guys whose schlongs must be hefty sized as can be gleaned from their nozzles that’s why they are perpetually popular with the womenfolk.

Those with short noses are usually funny. I guess that’s to make up for the shortcoming down below. Showbiz heartthrobs could be packaged as dreamboats with the hunky image but the girls find the goods disappointing once revealed in the naked encounters. He men who grow muscles using hormone supplements suffer side effects like the shortening of appendages. A lot of gays join the third gender because of their feeling of inadequacy due to their under grown manhood.

No wonder the playboys afflicted by the same handicap underneath fly from one affair to the next as a cover to mask their frustrations over not being able to keep their partners satisfied. On the other hand, the gays basically just scream out their underlying tendencies with outlandish showmanship when they finally come out of the closet.

Here for your enjoyment is the grand parade of studs and stubs.









THE FIRST GROUP ARE THE MACHOS (the women cry give me more)




THE SECOND GROUP ARE THE NACHOS (nacho sure what give me more means)









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Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza

For The Blogadeur Show









Welcome, welcome back, ladies and gents for the third and final part of the Blogadeur Show.

I know you’re kinda pooped from browsing and scrolling our long show today so we won’t mince meat or beat around the bush! We give you the shapeliest legs in show business. With the showing of the gallery below we would like to say adieu till the next blog. Watch for it. Goodbye, thanks for browsing.








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Mahatma Ghanid Says Put Away the Guns Somewhere Safe and Ready and Love the Women In the Meantime as a Starting Point In Loving Your Neighbor.

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Getting Enamored Is the Surest Antidote Against Committing Suicide Excepting Romeo and Juliet of Course.

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It is empowering to fire away with machine guns inside an electronic game and mow down mock human targets. Blowing them away sort of cleanses one of frustrations and releases pent up aggression. Sadism and genocidal tendencies tread on the amusing. Especially if you ascribe personalities you hate in real life to the caricatures you bowl over like duckpins with the sweeping firepower at your disposal inside the virtual domain.

Imagined power in your hands can settle as delusions. They take hold in you psyche from the repeated play. You become cocky and let a hair trigger flippancy color your outlook on life. You can take it or leave it anytime. Suicide is doable by whimsy or impulse. It is so easy to click out and shut sown reality like a computer. Except that you are not going to let those you despise with a fury live on and enjoy the spectacle of your bowing out. No sir, not while you can take down the whole world with you in a grand mother of all firefights to cap the innumerable dry runs online.

You have your own secret cabal to lean on in the shadowy corners where you are perpetually hunched over a device with ego propping controls at your hands and fingertips. The full time is playing games and the time out is living offline realities like going to work or school. What binds you together is a festering disdain for anything that connects with the established society above ground. You thrive in underground and subliminal hovels with your fraternity brothers. Much of the time, you embrace the dark side just to spurn the religion of your parents. Such reckless rebellions are goaded by the mind conditioning inherent in the themes and scripts of cryptic and addictive menus and levels. Moral dividing lines are purposely muddled.

There is a yawning difference between what or how you think at the peak of rage and the cooler rationality which snaps at you when the temperature is lowered several degrees. This is the reason why in Texas they don’t let you take home a gun on the same day that you purchased it. This is to guard against the irrationality provoked by anger of the moment. Letting you wait three days allows your mind to take in other angles and alternatives. This way extreme action is abated by the waiting time involved in purchasing a firearm with the intent to use it violently as a knee jerk reaction.

There was a young husband who lost control in the heat of passionate jealousy with the wife and blew her head off with his automatic in an uncontrollable fit of rage. Then it struck him that he really didn’t have solid proof except neurotic and paranoid suspicion brought on by coincidental appearances. The wife was talking to that man at the party which only bolstered his hunch that something was going on between them. Beyond that circumstantial incident, there was no other concrete evidence. What made it so horrendous is that the wife cried and protested her innocence up to the last. She was shot as she tenderly reached out in an effort to calm down the irate but deluded perpetrator.

It is the same with a massacre that leads to suicide. Your decision to fly off the handle today and throw everything into the conflagration may be quite different if arrived at with the circumspection and the perspective delivered by the next day or the day after next. Rushing to a rash judgment could be very regrettable. Being blinded by hatred and despondency could push you over edge and prevent the real you from taking stock of the situation before triggering something violent that cannot be undone after recrimination sets in.

The most painful and the unkindest kind of regret is to realize after coming to your senses that you were overreacting when you slaughtered your beloved baby boy. Then the girl comes running into the room and says,” Daddy what’s wrong with my brother? Why did you punish him?” At that point because you cannot reverse what you have already done you feel impelled to carry on and do the same to your innocent baby daughter.

If you are dead set on carrying out a dastardly plan you fomented in the deepest pit of your desperation then do it only after giving your mind one last chance like a last meal for a condemned prisoner. Play and listen to one playback of the Maha Mantra to the Abba Krishna in Imeem or You Tube. After that you are on your own. Do what you will or must.

I lived in the United States for seven years back when I was in my prime. I only returned home to help my mother who was widowed of my father in 1989. Besides I was not a permanent resident so I really didn’t belong there. I went home to the Philippines which was a developing country and brought my whole family back with the intention to contribute what I learned in the States towards its development. There was nothing I could contribute to America back then by way of my writing. But now there is by the remote reach of the internet ten thousand miles across the ocean. And with it I can beam the loving embrace of the Abba Krishna as a beacon of hope to all agnostics and atheists.

You know what I miss most of all about America? It’s the beautiful women. I have traveled halfway around the world and I’ve never seen so much captivating women packed in one square piece of acreage as in the U.S.A. Those California girls fit into blue jeans like it was part of their birthday suit. The Texan girls are so disarming and so charming. They are so painstakingly nice. The New Yorkers may be so liberated and competitive but those Jewish and Italian women are so fine like aged wine. I meant they are demure and not old hags. And those Nordic beauties from Minneapolis, they look like blond goddesses come down to earth. I visited once to New Orleans and came back a die hard not only crawfish and Jambalaya but Arcadian pulchritude as well.

You are so lucky to live in that paradise. And you want to scoot out by taking your life just because of a financial pothole? What about us over here who have been living in poverty for so long? You mean we should all have committed suicide long ago? No thank you we will take a pass on that sound advice. We can’t go to hell like you suggest because I think we are deep in it as it is.

The problem with American women is that sometimes they think they are superior to men. It was fine when they raised heaven and earth to be equals. But when they got there so easily they patted themselves on the back and thought if it was not worth too much effort to be on an equal footing why don’t we push it further till we are the dominating gender?

If that’s your problem and cannot fall in love with a WWF behaving lovely belle then come to the Philippines where the ladies are a close runner up in comeliness. Try hooking up with a Filipina maiden or maid. They are so servile and fussing. They will attend to your every need and are very loyal. They have this thing about fidelity which they wear as a badge of honor of womanhood. They might marry you for your remaining stash in the beginning but they can help you grow it in the lucrative underground economy of the Philippines. Plus everything is so cheap that your mullah will go a long way till you are aged and stooped. And the good thing is that the gold diggers at the start become your dedicated nurses in the latter part.

In Indian Krishna lore the Abba Krishna came down to earth to enjoy the company of the humans on earth whom He created in his likeness. He surrounded himself with a bevy of 2,000 beauties to cater to His every need. I don’t blame Him because those Indian Aphrodite nymphs can really look mesmerizing. I think by His example loving a woman is good practice towards loving your neighbor. No, not love your neighbor’s wife of course. That’s expressly forbidden by the Ten Commandments to Moses. What I meant was that as an exercise of the outward giving of one’s self through affection we inevitably get weaned from our self centered ways.

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The Blogadeur Show Hosted By Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza (Season One(1) Second Episode)

And now Heeeeeeeeere’s Jooooooeeeeey!


Welcome to all you folks. Welcome back to the Blogadeur Show, the pioneer show in the blogosphere. This is our second show for the first season. We hope you enjoyed our pilot show which we posted last Sunday, March 08, 2009.

Today we have an exciting blog show post. We focus on a beautiful Filipina single lady, who is 29 years old and a very efficient executive assistant. She is also very adept with IT and the internet. She in fact can handle a lot of webmaster functions because she’s worked for outsourcing web companies from the U.S. for quite some time.

You can contact her through her websites which links we shall give later. She is a very attractive lady and would be an ideal bride or a remote executive assistant who can do work in the internet.

So stay with us because we have a great show for you this post. The first portion will be the photo spread and the links for Ellebana Seyer of Manila. The second portion will feature a poem reading dedicated to Ellebana. This one is with a humorous twist. And the third portion features a number and a photo spread of Judy Ann Santos, the leading movie star actress in the Philippines currently.

We have an exciting unique show. Don’t you dare click out.

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Aaaaaannnnnd Noooow Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza, your host for the Blogadeur Show comes back for the first portion!


Yup! Thank you for that break. Hope you found some exciting stuff to buy. Now back to the nitty gritty. Here to follow below is a photo gallery of that great desirable lady from Manila, Miss Ellebana Seyer.

Down at the bottom you may contact her through her links by leaving a comment. Or you may send her an email to the following address:

ellebana_seyer@yahoo.com

She’s a prize catch if ever you want to send her a marriage proposal or a job offer. She’s a most wonderful girl and very pretty too.

So ladies and gentlemen, watch Ellebana Seyer.










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Whew! Hope you like Ellebana as much as I adore her. Now for a very funny poem, if you ask me, he he. I wrote it myself.

Here is our poem reading for the day.






Old Man’s Odd Ode to Ellebana Seyer’s Beauty




O’ Ellebana won’t you listen to my ‘sapintuho’

(Sapintuho (Pilipino) = plea)

My love for you is all true
Like a huge muscle it grew

You can feel the proof by my ‘Pedro Penduko’

(Pedro Penduko (Pilipino mythical character) = human lizard





Fair Ellebana do tell me you want me too
Please stay by my side till I’m eighty-two

Promise me you will never make me “pendejo’

(Pendejo (Pilipino) = cuckold

Even if you see me dance with a wet ‘pundiyo’

(Pundiyo (Pilipino) = pants crotch





Charming Ellebana don’t worry if I grow old and infirm
My fingers will remain adroit
And my tongue limber afloat
I‘ll even use my big toes if I must to make you squirm




Beloved Ellebana you are too young and in your prime
It will be odd if you will marry me an old ball of slime
Let’s cut a deal that you simply cannot refuse
You can play if you let me try on your shoes




Just don’t do it
With my best friend Pruitt
Cause he can hurt your ‘puwit’

(Puwit (Pilipino) = Ass

He may look like Brad Pitt
But he won’t quit
Till you howl ala “Tya Pusit”

(Tya Pusit (Pilipina comedienne) = Aunt Squid



How do I know what he’s up to?
Funny you should ask me that too
My former wife found out too late in the game
When she caught me wearing her undies again











We go out a foursome with the famous Perez Hilton
I’m with him while Wild Bill rides Dr. Phil head on
We paint red the streets of LA
Or carouse through Broadway







Beguiling Ellebana I will be a man again
My hermaphrodite twin will end its reign
You will be the apple of my eye
Never to relapse till the day I die



Beauteous Ellebana believe me I won’t seek a head start
To waylay the great talk show host dashing Jon Stewart
I pledge to keep my hands to myself
Always ready in case you need help







There is one thing I want to ask of you
Don’t be repelled when you see me do
Hermaphrodites do get our monthly too
That’s the big drawback of having two



Pretty Ellebana you see I love but don’t really need you
I have all the goods to brew by myself a hot loving stew
I need you there to stop me from impregnating myself
My birdie can’t rest if there’s a partner hole on the left







Wow!


Let’s take a breather. We’ll be back for the third chapter of today’s the Blogadeur Show in the blogosphere!

















Aaaaaannnnnd heeeere’s Joey back for the third and last portion of the Blogadeur Show!



Thank you. We’re back to say goodbye. We will end the show with this third segment which is our way of saying farewell till the next blog. Be sure to watch for our third Blogadeur Show. Thank you for being with us.

Watch and enjoy the ravishing, inimitable, one and only Judy Ann Santos!

Bye one and all!


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If you want to be featured on future shows and have prospective employers or suitors browse your talents and eligibility please send a photo gallery, your resume, and your contacts to Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza C/O the Blogadeur Show by emailing them to:

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