seek and find bazaar: The Blogadeur Show Hosted By The Famed Blogadeur Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza (Season One, Third Showing)

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Hello Folks, we have quite a show this post but maybe it’s a little corny. Try some of the humor below and see if they are in good taste. They never really are. We have always been perverted, that shouldn’t change now. Anyway we welcome you to the show and for starters try to enjoy our lame attempts at being funny which follow below.

Dear Ms. Suicidal Beauty

Beautiful Girl, Don’t Throw Your Life Away.
Give Me Your Body Instead of Destroying It.
I Promise To Shower It with Tender Loving Care.
Serve It Breakfast In Bed With the Morning Paper.
Ham with Pancakes and Hot Coffee for Her Face
Juicy Sausage with Eggs for Your Deeper Space.

How can you believe that you don’t want to live
Every step you take makes my whole being shake
Dumb guy should grieve now he’s your pet peeve
It’s hard to eat the cake if he’s always on the make
For me you are so priceless, the fairest, and the hottest
It’ll be great to pump your breast during cardiac arrest

Two top DJ’S of AM radio in Manila who are partners in the highest rated morning show were caught by spy cameras entering a motel in the Malate district right after their stint at the hit program. Hidden microphones in the room taped their wild trysting unknown to them. Our field snoop got a copy of the audio tape and the transcript of what went on follows below: (minors please scroll past this entry)

Balahura and Balasubas Love Sounds

Balahura:

Darling Do you really love me? I can’t wait for you to prove it now!

Balasubas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

You smell so good. Give me that baby love _ _ _ _

Balahura:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

You really turn me on, take them down right now, do it do it do it _ _ _ _

Balasubas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Balahura:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Balasubas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Balahura:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Balasubas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha_ _ _ _

Both:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha_ _ _ _

(Next Half Hour)

Both:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

(Knocking on the door)

Roomboy:

(calls from outside the door) Sir, I came with the fresh towels.

Both:

(from inside the room) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Roomboy:

Sir, your short time is up.

Both:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

Roomboy:

Sir, do you want to extend yours?

Balahura:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha _ _ _ _

An older gentleman was caught by his wife still wearing a condom when he changed to his pajamas. “You’ve been philandering again, you insatiable dirty old man!” The distraught wife accused him. “No wait; it’s not what it appears to be. I can explain it.” He looked embarrassed as he tried to hose down the agitated spouse. “Okay, what’s it this time? It seems I’ve heard all the old alibis.”” Sweetheart, he explained. “I’ve switched to a condom instead of using an adult diaper. It is more handy and cheaper. Plus I not only catch all the drippings but am always prepared for any eventuality like an unlikely stroke of good fortune.”

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Whew! Those were torrid jokes followed by catchy ads during the break. I’m glad you stayed on for more punishment.

Those we have aplenty to tickle your funny bone or offend your basic decency. Either way we hope that today’s Blogadeur Show blog post made it worth your while to stay past the quickest four minutes of the internet surfers’ attention span.

Folk tale goes that the size or length of a man’s nose indicates how well endowed he is. Usually well hung guys tell lies like Pinocchio when they charm the girls so their noses just have to grow longer. We feature below the list of the guys whose schlongs must be hefty sized as can be gleaned from their nozzles that’s why they are perpetually popular with the womenfolk.

Those with short noses are usually funny. I guess that’s to make up for the shortcoming down below. Showbiz heartthrobs could be packaged as dreamboats with the hunky image but the girls find the goods disappointing once revealed in the naked encounters. He men who grow muscles using hormone supplements suffer side effects like the shortening of appendages. A lot of gays join the third gender because of their feeling of inadequacy due to their under grown manhood.

No wonder the playboys afflicted by the same handicap underneath fly from one affair to the next as a cover to mask their frustrations over not being able to keep their partners satisfied. On the other hand, the gays basically just scream out their underlying tendencies with outlandish showmanship when they finally come out of the closet.

Here for your enjoyment is the grand parade of studs and stubs.

THE FIRST GROUP ARE THE MACHOS (the women cry give me more)

THE SECOND GROUP ARE THE NACHOS (nacho sure what give me more means)

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SHORTSTOPS AND SNUB NOSES

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Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza

For The Blogadeur Show

Welcome, welcome back, ladies and gents for the third and final part of the Blogadeur Show.

I know you’re kinda pooped from browsing and scrolling our long show today so we won’t mince meat or beat around the bush! We give you the shapeliest legs in show business. With the showing of the gallery below we would like to say adieu till the next blog. Watch for it. Goodbye, thanks for browsing.

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