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Regular Members of the Panel:
Guru Khupal Sasinghit – renowned Yoga and Kama Sutra Master
Ms. Kissa Bhayag – fashion icon and love Advisor
Guest panelists for today’s show:
Mr. Jorge Sorrows – Finance Insider
Wild Bill O’Really – Sex and Political Analyst
Rev. Donald Chump – Hair Raising Street Activist and Preacher
Dr. Phil Winfrey – Psychiatrist / Paparazzi
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Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza Opening Remarks:
Welcome to our premier blog post for the Blogadeur Show
I’m elated to be the moderator of this distinguished panel. The credentials they bring together to this forum today are far more credible and illustrious than the broadcasts of Howard Stern, Jeff Rense or Conan O’Brien. They need no introduction as they have been in the eye of the law for so long. Later on they might give us useful pointers on how to actually plea bargain with the DA to avoid doing time.
For the first part of the show we shall have a concerned browser email a topic that he or she wants to be discussed by our esteemed group. After which we shall serve it around for the panel members to give their particular comments.
For the second portion of the show we shall feature the beautiful and talented actress Ms. Ivy Villania.
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Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza:
Thank you. We’re back. To start the ball rolling we have an email from Ms. Aline who is 44 years old and has been married for 20 years. She says, “I’ve had a good marriage. I love my husband who’s devoted to the kids and me. But lately when he dozes off into deep sleep, he snores a lot which is louder than when we were young. He’s 51 years old by the way, 7 years my senior.”
“I can bear with the snoring to some extent but he’s developed a habit to go with it that really upsets me and I can’t go to sleep when it happens. He scratches his balls inside his shorts like he was sleepwalking and totally unaware. The scuffing sound is like scraping off the scales when cleaning fish.. It really bugs me. And then he turns to hug me tightly with that slimy smell on his hands. Yuk!”
Okay we’ll shoot this bugger off to the panel. Kissa can you beak the ice?
Ms. Kissa Bhayag: No problem. I myself have a fetish for balls. Just make sure he takes a nice shower before going to bed and rubs a nice lotion or powder around the crotch and on the genitals to prevent sweaty odor. Then it’s all good from there. You can even kiss them for good measure. That’s what I’d do! Hi hi!
Guru Khupal Sasinghit: Putting powder and lotion is no problem. However back home we don’t take showers every night. It can dampen the body heat and lessen the fire for making it. Better is to cooperate with the astral identity of your husband who probably yearns for intimacy while his body remains dormant. Pull down the shorts and check if the thing is hard. If it is you should know what to do. If not, I can give you my contact after the show, so I can teach you a few things.
Jorge Sorrows: Ever since this Madoff imbroglio, I myself have been unable to sleep at night. Lately I have turned to fiddling with my balls in the dark to lull me to sleep. I can’t blame your husband who probably got burned just like me. Some people become violent and do more than scratch the balls. They yank and squeeze them off the hook in a suicidal bent especially when they recall the derivatives that vanished into thin air. Boy, wouldn’t the lot of us want to get grab hold of Bernie Madoff’s balls. He’d really have a thing coming. Gouging them out would be the kindest cut of all.
Wild Bill O’Really: My experience was misdirected although with the same balls. This time mine became the victim. My assistant would usually nod off during our brainstorming sessions deep into the night. She’d hunch over the desk in sheer exhaustion then after a few minutes reach over to my crotch and mash my balls absent mindedly. Then she had the gall to sue me for sexual harassment. I tried to explain that she started it. What can a poor guy do but respond in kind. I was busy grappling her mammary glands when she awoke and started to scream.
Rev. Donald Chump: Watch your mouth, woman. That’s no way to be grateful for 20 years of wedded bliss. Your husband worked hard to give you all a home and a bed. Then when he grows old and becomes ugly as hell, you start complaining about his odor. Well if you walk all over Brooklyn and Manhattan like him and I did, there’s no way to escape the fishy smell from Mott St. in Chinatown. You should be thankful that your husband had them balls which you now make a big fuss about to fight in the streets for the sake of good governance. At least he didn’t spend all his time gambling in them casinos and firing people like another chump I know with the same tousled hair like mine.
Dr. Phil Winfrey: This is all very easy. You may look at it as toilet training for a child. Before he goes to bed make sure that he washes his hands. Also during his periodic runs to the toilet, kindly remind him to wash his hands thoroughly every time so that they will remain in peak sanitary condition. To prevent him from scratching his balls and possibly whittling away the soft skin with sharp nails, you can ask him to wear gloves to sleep or you can tie his hands up by the bedposts. Now I know that becomes real kinky and what could stop you from getting carried away and whip away with leather tongs. In such a case you can pick up a lot of helpful tips from my book entitled “Leather and Lather” which is just out in the bookstores.
Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza: Thank you panelists and guests. I’m sure Ms. Aline will be able to deal with her problem with the help of your cutting insights. For those in the blogosphere who want to refer their qualms and quandaries to us and want them analyzed do kindly send your email to ilurd_urmbwiesrd@yahoo.com.ph and put it to the attention of yours truly care of the Blogadeur Show.
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Joey Boy Pepito Leveriza : Thank you all for joining us today. We look forward to your coming back and visiting us again for the succeeding shows. We begin this second portion and end the show with the photo spread and a You Tube number from the captivating Ms. Ivy Villania.
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